Whoop, there it is!

Because I think Whoopi Goldberg is, in fact, attractive. Sure, she has no eyebrows, but seriously, how many women actually do. Most woman pluck more hair from their eyebrows over the course of a year than barbers see in a decade. Okay, so maybe that's a slight exaggeration but I think it's still a relevant point. Plus, since when do eyebrows really fucking matter, anyway?! It's better to have no eyebrows than no nipples. You nipple-less ladies know who you are!