Things People Should Immediately Stop Saying

• "I like the the cut of your jib."
• "I don't mean to be a dick, but..."
• "Not for anything, but..."
• "I should have done ______ when I had the chance."
• "I hate to say I told you so."
• "Help yourself."
• "Be my guest."
• "Mi casa es tu casa."
• "Two heads are better than one."
• "You are the apple of my eye."
• "If there's anything that I can do..."
• "Gimme a holler."
• "When in Rome..."
• "Gobble, gobble."
• "Happy Turkey Day."
• "God bless you."
• "Things aren't what they seem."
• "Curiosity killed the cat."
• "If I had a penny/nickel/dime/dollar for every time..."
• "I heard it through the grape vine."
• "Working hard or hardly working?"
• "This is the thing..."

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