Excellent Euphemisms for Vaginas

(Warning: Not for the proud, pretentious, refined, boring, or easily-offended.)

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They are as follows:

Fish-ditch

Meat-sheath

Ham-pocket

Slush-pouch

Cream-seam

Lube-tube

Squish-hole

Sausage Socket

Roast Beef Curtains

Flesh Wound

Trout Pout

The Ham Accordion

Cod Cave

Spunk Gorge

Pork Hatch

Yeastie-Beastie

Meat Wallet

The Lunch Box

Bearded Clam

Smush-Bush

The Great Divide

Hairy Doughnut

Glory Hole

Cock Clamp

Tuna Taco

Love Trench

Sugar Basin

Noodle Slit

Bork Pack

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