Ten People Who Need To Shut The Fuck Up
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
(A Witch Trial Persecutor lost in time)
2. Eckhart Tolle
(the only thing that needs transcending is your bullshit)
(the only thing that needs transcending is your bullshit)
(nobody likes you)
4. Larry the Cable Guy
(nobody understands you)
(nobody understands you)
5. Al Sharpton
(he could find a racial implication in a sandwich)
(he could find a racial implication in a sandwich)
6. Fergie
(we get it, you're well-endowed. just stop, please)
(we get it, you're well-endowed. just stop, please)
7. That girl from the Progressive commercials
(you're not witty)
(you're not witty)
8. Mick Jagger
(it's over man, let it go)
(it's over man, let it go)
9. John McCain
(are you even human?)
(are you even human?)
10. That dude from the FreeCreditReport commercials
(Because sometimes I want to club his face with Mac Truck.)
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1 comments:
I F*CKING HATE THAT FREE CREDIT REPORT GUY SO MUCH. He's right below O'Reilly for me.
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