Satisfyingly Inappropriate Videos! (Part 1)

Because watching all the videos one after the other will change your life for the better. They constitute the absolute dark side of mankind. So please, hold on to the nearest creature and squeeze...
 

Samwell "What What (In the butt)": This is one of the most tender videos I've ever seen. Not only is it amazingly computerized, but it makes you want to take a bite out of a chocolate heart butt. Just watch it, it'll all make sense.






Simian Mobile Disco "Hustler": There are two videos for this song. This one is NOT the one you hoped for. I just couldn't find it in my heart to deem it inappropriate what with a room full of wonderful dames locking lips (or souls really). Maybe next time. Anyway, I won't introduce this at all. Just wait for it. You'll realize that you had fetishes you never knew existed.

Major Lazer "Pon de Floor": There are no words for this video. This man is an absolute genius. It's like porn dancing set in Magical Jelly Bean Land. Please note: you will be aroused in less than 2 seconds from starting the video or feel like you were just generally handled.

Jonathan Robinson "The Terrible Secret of Space": He's warned you; it is quite terrible. This video will make you want to kill yourself out of sheer confusion. It teaches about the benefits of pushing, shoving, and throwing old ladies down sets of stairs. Additionally, it'll implant visions of insanity in your head. Do not stare directly into the background or you will lose your sense of self. You've been warned.

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Well, this concludes the brief Part 1 of SATISFYINGLY INAPPROPRIATE VIDEOS! You were supposed to imagine a resounding echo in that last part. I would added the newest Rammstein video to this post, but it reall is just porn, so I'll leave that one for you.

Anyway, Hope you've enjoyed the short ride! Please stay tuned for Part 2 of SATIS-....ah, you get it. Oh, and remember...eat a Babyhead! at least 2 times a day. That's a metaphor.