Tender Hitler Moments

"Ich want mein blankey!!!"

"Without my mustache, my face looks like a vagina."

"Pay no mind to the flames erupting from my sleeve as I devour my hand."

(Only one thing comes to mind. Click Play.)

"The metrosexual of tomorrow will have large hips and effeminate ears!"

"My other ride is an incinerator."

"Me so loveh tha pasta!"

"So I says to him, I says...just use the "POLISH Remover"! Oh, man."

"God, I wish he'd take that shot, I think I'm spotting."

 "What what. For I can raise the roof indeed. Nah mean!"

"That's right, have your fun, old man. Tomorrow, I shall loot your source of breast-milk and feast on your babyhead."

"This kingdom will one day be yours, Frodo."

"Vagina, averted."

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