10 Funny Schizoid Things to Say to People

1) I want to wrestle with a political sandwich.

2) The lonely coast, from here to from, is four jelly beans that stare.

3) My groin lost its ocean meat, macaroniously speaking.

4) Where did you time?! I'm a barnacle truth.

5) I've come from incisor ball and have a mink for sausage queen.

6) Oh my god, the cheese is milking my face and I'm Norton!

7) HAHA, you dumb shit! I'm inhaling a cat rap.

8) Is there a cocoon in my nose to sleeve, Manpacket?

9) I hereby declare that I have spork visions.

10) My favorite music is potato chip.

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